1) You are tested everyday in one way or another… open your eyes, open your mind.

2)  #1 Jersey Girl quote ”I’m down to earth”… Ya and I’m black below the waist.

3) #1 Black-gangsta thug quote “I’m a grown ass man”… Ya and welfare is a job.

4) They take steriods out of baseball… now every month a pitcher throws a perfect game.

5)  Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but doesn’t get you anywhere

6) America will fall like every other major empire… greed and their own weakness.

7) Fellas, there is such a thing as dutch-oven cooking, it’s not only trapping loved ones under sheets and farting.

Crearine turns your semen black.

DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

Only long walks with the dog